I believe:
Starbucks puts an addictive chemical in their coffee and I love them for it.
There should be a fashion police who roam the towns looking for people wearing bad shoes.
That like God, just because I've never seen my abs doesn't mean they aren't there.
Watching reality shows lowers my IQ.
I can't rely on other people to complete me, or their love to save me.
I should get out more but am too lazy.
My hair will do what it wants regardless of the surrounding, weather or quantity of hair product I've chosen to apply [post 30 update... I have no hair left so this doesn't bother me anymore]
We are here to make the world a better place, not to take from it.
Sexuality cannot be divided into anything as simple as gay / straight / bi.
Ice cream should be a basic food group. This possibly has one of those cause / effect thingies on the abs.
It's ridiculous that after paying so much money to the gym that I still have to go in order to get fit.
That reading the newspaper is bad for the soul (the comics are ok).
It’s very important to be silly sometimes.
Sequels written after the first film was a hit should be banned.
The best years of my life are yet to come.