Laugh or be destroyed! - Redundancy: “Because the effectiveness of a title like ‘Tonight I’m Going to Rock You Tonight’ is directly proportional to how hard I’m willing to get rocked at the moment, and if I have to work in the morning.” - Bowen Staines "If you want to really hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts. I'm not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. you will have created something." -Vonnegut If I could replace my sex drive with some sort of other drive....it would be a hyper drive. "There must be purpose here because most of us keep waking up." "Whiskey is brewed in the little bits of god that are left over." -Jason Newland "Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much – the wheel, New York, wars and so on – whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man – for precisely the same reasons. " "Electronic communities build nothing. You wind up with nothing. We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different."