shoot me a friend request, but i'll warn ya - i'm incredibly inappropriate. i'm a chick with a dude's personality. i've made men blush. i was voted best girlfriend by my boyfriend's friends for the ready-supply of ones for his trips to the strip club. the only reason i don't go with him is cause i'd get kicked out for touching (i have NO self control). i'm ALWAYS in facebook jail cause i'm the girl your mom hoped you'd never meet. i'm terrible, but i'm funny as hell